Twas the Week before Christmas TPX POEM

WE BE PLAYING TONIGHT SON!!!

Twas the week before Christmas, when all through HTOWN

Many a ballers was stirring, warming up to get down.

Their beers were filled up by the bar with care,

In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

The pandas were ready all drunk in their car,

While visions of victory danced around like a whore at a bar.

Thomas is nursing his foot and his back,

While Gene practices oral with his new softball bat.

Ratliff thinks of homers while Dustin does the same,

Parker dreams of Nevling striping naked in rain.

Grant make the roster moving Sam up for sure,

moving Thomas to the bottom because he never scores.

I hope that we play says Grant to himself,

while having sex with Parkers sister dressed up like an ELF.

“Give it to me Santa!” She screams out with Glee,

“Man she like anal” Now this Grant can see!

We rush to the fields ready to swing our big sticks,

Giving wins to ourselves like fucking St Nick.

what do you do when you’re so fucking great,

You beat suckas down like gangbangs and rape!

"Now Ratliff! now, Parker! Now, Thomas and Sam!

On, Dustin! On, Gene! On, on Nevling oh damn!

The rest of the squad should be ready to fight,

For victory is tasty like afternoon delight!

Will the team be ready to show how it’s done,

Or play like the ladies with their thumbs up their bums.

Drinking beer while they play, smoking cigarettes too,

eating nachos that really make you have to poo .

I hope Santa isn’t watching to see how we roll,

Winning while drinking and pissing it up on a wall ,

So come one come all and see how we do, 

It’s about to get dirty, check your pants for doo doo!!!