LET'S WIN BOTH GAMES!!!!

KEYS TO WINNING BOTH OUR GAMES

Being a winner these days can be tough. Achieving success and becoming a winning softball team can be achieved if you follow these five easy steps.

1. Always remember to bring your glove. You can’t play without a glove so there is absolutely no way for you to win. Common sense, simple common sense.

2. Show up on time. Nobody like the ass that shows up right at game time every week always making everyone question if you have the right amount of players.

3. Keep your eye on the ball. Softball can be a tricky game. This is even more true when you shut your eyes when you’re batting. Just ask Gene what happens when you take your eyes of the ball.

4. Drink before you leave for the fields, while driving to the fields, in the parking lot of the fields, basically all the way to the fields. The right amount of beer consumption is vital the your attitude on and off the diamond. Nobody likes the guy that sits around being sober. Remember… Drink, drink, drink!!!!

5. Don’t pop the ball up. You pop the ball up and some 4 and a half foot Asian guy or some 43 year old that’s hanging on to his youth is going to catch it. That happens three times my friends and you’re right back on the field. Nothing gets accomplished by popping out.

In closing do what you're told and everything will be just fine.