Winning is what we do, hell it’s what we are! I don’t know about you but losing tonight isn’t what I plan to do. I’ll be the guy racially slurring my way to a victory. There’s no other option for us. If we loose then it’s because we’re losers! Are you a loser? Do you like to be the guy that walks out complaining? So man up you fags and lets light up some bitches like never before! Listen everyone's on your side, they want to see us win. Billy Mays came to me in a dream last night and said, "You better win this shit!" Then I said, "But Billy... We..." He stopped me right there and said, "Shut your whore mouth when Billy Mays is talking!"
Stunned by my sleepy time Billy Mays pep rally, I awoke to a vision. You know what that vision was? Fucking victory son! Like a panda on a jungle gym I burst out of my bed and into my pantaloons and was ready to face the day! Would the excitement last the whole day? Would I be able to maintain this level of samtasticness throughout the day? Only God and Billy Mays knows that but I knew one thing and that was that I was sure to do my best to keep this buzz kicking like yellow discharge from Ratcliff’s vagina!
Speaking of Discharge, that’s what we should change are team name too if we loose tonight because we won’t deserve to keep the name TPX if we don’t win. Is that what you want? All types of people can win, why not us? This guy is winning…
This family is winning...
Do you know who loses? This guy loses…
This thing loses...
SIDE NOTE: THIS IS GENE'S DAD BY THE WAY!
This guy is totally a winner!
This son of a bitch is winning something!!!
These guys are not winners...
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